Flight Refuses to Take Off Because Someone Smells Like Weed

This is an “everyone knows you’re high” nightmare. One passenger alleges that passengers on a recent trip were prevented from taking off after it was discovered that the plane had a “strong smell of cannabis.” Every passenger was apparently asked to remove all prescription medications and put them in the cargo hold, and the police searched the plane for the offending Dank. Next time, don’t smoke before your flight — or just bring edibles.