Family Shows Off Their Cursed Holiday Meal

Please tell me people don’t really eat like this.

Many American foods can be accurately described as “slop.” This is something I say lovingly: a well-made plate of barbecue complete with sides is delicious, but it’s certainly no art piece (a banana duct-taped to a wall, on the other hand…).

Europeans may make fun of us for our food, but deep in our hearts, we know it’s just jealousy. They’re just not bold enough to fill their foods with sugar and trans fats!

However, in this one case, they may have a point. The family in the video below shows everything they’re bringing to their holiday feast, and for the love of God, I hope they’re joking.