Fake Drill Sergeant and His 'Military Fitness' Class Roasted for Their Outrageous 'Exercise'

"You’ll never guess how the drill instructor enters the frame."

That's what @chaiconsumer captioned this video of a fake drill sergeant training his class of military larpers by having them crawl around on their backs and chests across train tracks and chunky gravel, all while he glides around on his own personal mode of transportation. 

"Every military LARP workout for rich dudes is already so funny," @ElSangito commented, "but this one takes the cake."

While the men wriggle across the painful ground, multiple cameramen swarm around them trying to get the best shot of the self-induced agony. Meanwhile, their instructor huffs his cigar. 

"Need lots of PR and marketing materials to keep the manosphere grift going," @ElSangito continued. "Preying on cis het male insecurity so that they buy into weirdo stuff like this."

If these men really want to feel what it's like to be in the military, then I can think of one very obvious way they could do that. But something tells me they're not actually cut out for it.