Epcot Center Suddenly Started on Fire Over the Weekend

What will the future look like? Well, there will be a lot of fire, apparently.

Some people think of Disneyland and Disney World as the “happiest places on Earth.” These people need to get their head checked.

Still, on paper, it’s easy to see the appeal of Disney parks. You go there to be briefly taken away from reality, even if you’re sucked right back into real life every time you swipe your credit card for a $15 hot dog.

Not only that, but occasionally, things will happen that remind you that you are not, in fact, walking through a Disney-themed dreamland, but are just in some shitty Florida swamp. For example, over the weekend, guests were greeted by the sight of black smoke after a walk-in cooler started on fire.

Everyone is fine, but apparently “Remy's Ratatouille Adventure” had to be evacuated. Oh, the humanity!