Dwyane Wade Got a Statue and It’s, Well, Not Good

Somewhere along the way, we forgot how to make statues of people that look normal.

It’s unclear when it happened, but over the past decade, pretty much every statue reveal has been met with either a “Uh, that doesn’t look like the person at all” or a “Did the person who made this have something else going on?”

The latest victim of this is Dwyane Wade. Recently, Wade was honored with a statue of his famous “This is my house!” moment — only he looked less like himself and more like a man warning others about all of the monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane.

Take a look for yourself and let me know if you see the resemblance, because I sure as hell don’t.