Dude Trying to Steal Fish Gets Hit Over the Head With It

Robber, meet snapper.

Shoplifting is frequently a cat-and-mouse game between the thief and the security guard. Thieves must use every method they can to try to conceal both the actual taking of the item and the whole “shoving it down their pants” process, while security guards must be vigilant to try to stop all that from happening.

This guy very nearly got away with stealing a massive piece of fish, but in the end, that salmon strip was his downfall.