Dude Stages ‘Mission: Impossible’-Style Grocery Store Robbery

I know eggs are expensive these days, but geez.

If you’re going to go through the effort of breaking into a business, at least make it 1) a business with a lot of money; or 2) a place where the stuff you steal can be resold for a hefty amount. You should not, as this person did, break into a grocery store in order to steal their scratch-offs.

You heard that right: This person orchestrated a whole Mission: Impossible-style break-in, complete with them descending from the ceiling. In the end, all they got was about $250 worth of lottery tickets.

I hope one of them is a winner, otherwise, what was the point?