Dude Puts Firecrackers in Washing Machine, Lives to Regret It

What do you get when you throw explosives in a washing machine? I don’t know, but you should probably back the hell away from it. In this video, a man has filled an outdoor washing machine with something that’s clearly about to blow. Don’t ask why, because I don’t know either. Rather than keep a safe distance, he puts his feet right up against the machine — leading to him being trampled by a stampede of washing machine parts once the thing actually blows.

Apparently, he broke his ankle and now requires some major mouth surgery, so feel free to donate to his GoFundMe so he can do it again!