Dude Goes for Cross-Escalator High Five, Then Eats It Falling Down

Sometimes strangers aren’t a danger to you, but to themselves.

There are a few places in this world where you really, really don’t want to be bothered. The escalator is one of them. Definitionally, if you’re on an escalator, you’re just trying to get from point A to point B, and anyone attempting to talk to you while you’re riding it likely has very little of importance to share.

This guy was riding the escalator when he asked for someone’s hand. Upon receiving it, he celebrated by eating shit, falling down the escalator and knocking people over on the way.