Dude Expertly Roasts His Building’s Security Guard

He loves it, but he’ll never admit it.

This guy hit his building’s security guard with roast after beautiful roast, nailing him with alternating compliments and jabs in a manner to which his only response can be laughter.

The entire time, the security guard is trying to get him to knock it off, but deep down, you can tell he’s really enjoying it. It’s touching, honestly — and pretty darn funny.