Dude Drops a Deuce in the Middle of the Grocery Store

Cleanup in aisle three!

Listen, when you gotta go, you gotta go. I get that. However, there’s gotta be a better solution than this.

When most of us suddenly need to use the bathroom, we either a) try to convince the store owner to let us use theirs; or b) book it to the nearest Starbucks and drop a stinker so foul that even their holiday-scented air freshener can’t cover it.

That said, there are some people who aren’t like this. There’s the woman who took a dump in the grocery store, and now, there’s this man, who appears to have done the exact same thing.

Don’t ask me why it’s that color; I do not know.