Dude Drinks 18 Beers and Crashes Car into Nail Salon

Drinking and driving doesn’t look so good now, eh, Mr. Gundy? A man is in jail after drinking 18 beers until 4 AM, then getting into his car the next morning and driving it straight into a nail salon. The video is pretty horrific: 64-year-old Steven Schwally, the driver, loses control of the car and it careens off the road, landing in the salon. The resultant damage injured 9 and killed 3. Remember: the drink count doesn’t reset just because you fell asleep. If you hit the sack with 18 beers in your system and wake up feeling like you’ve just had a six-pack, just call an Uber.