Dude Breaks World Record for Spitting Ping-Pong Balls Against Wall

His parents are probably very proud of him.

There are some things in this life that are difficult, but not impressive. Climbing Mount Everest? Difficult and impressive. Telling your wife you’ve been cheating on her? Sure, that’s difficult, but you’re not going to win any points for doing it.

This talent falls fully into the latter camp. David Rush is a man with the incredible ability to spit a ping-pong ball against a wall, have it bounce off, catch it in his mouth, then do it all over again. He recently broke the world record for doing this the most times in 30 seconds, maxing out at 47 bounces.

Color me, well, unmoved.