Dude Accidentally Full Throttles Boat Out of the Marina

Say goodbye to your boating license!

Having a boat is both ridiculously fun and incredibly stupid. I say the latter from solely a financial perspective; pretty much every financial advisor says that owning a boat is a terrible decision for your bank account as you’re likely going to spend a helluva lot of money on things like repairs and maintenance.

That’s especially the case if you do dumb shit like this. The dude below got a little bit of whiskey throttle and decided to go full steam ahead toward the dock at a marina, launching his boat out of the water (and probably destroying it in the process).