Drill Sergeant Dog Dad Gave His Dogs Truly Stupid Names

We’ve all met a guy who’s gotten too into training his dogs. A well-trained dog is a good thing, but if you take things a little too seriously, you go from dog owner to dog dictator. While this might make you feel in control, everyone around you is going to question why you lord over your pups with Stalin-like intensity. This gets especially silly if you’ve opted to give your dogs ridiculous dogs like this guy did — seriously, how are you going to explain to the neighbors why you keep screaming “Luxie Muxie, no!”?