‘Competitive Butt Slapping’ Is a New Sport

Don’t we have enough sports at this point?

I understand that the world of sports needs a new entry every once in a while. And with the most recent innovations that come to mind being Power Slap and the haltingly boring mess that is pickleball, it’s clear that the market is itching for something new and exciting to come along to keep audiences on their toes.

But is “butt slapping” really the direction we want to go?

In recent years, there’s been a growing trend of spanking competitions, where, much like Power Slap, people take turns smacking each other’s rear ends until one of them can’t take it anymore. However, as the butt can be smacked pretty aggressively without causing serious injury, these typically amount to nothing more than some lightly veiled fetish content.

At least, that’s my opinion. Maybe I’m wrong — take a look for yourself: