Christian Man Visits 24hr Massage Parlor and Calls the Cops after Masseuse Tries to Give Him a Happy Ending

The phrase "happy ending" has a special meaning when it comes to massages, but one California Christian man was less than pleased to receive one, and made sure his rub-down had a decidedly unpleasant ending when he called the police on his masseuse. 

"She tried to grab my gentles, she's going to jail," the man, Devon Lee, yelled while a policeman collected information. "And they wonder why Christians are having a hard time making it to Heaven."

Lee posted a video of the incident to his Instagram, where he doubled down on his Christian faith. However, not every viewer was completely on his side. 

"This guy has a guilt complex the size of Texas," JT commented. "He needs mental therapy not massage therapy."

"There’s no way he didn’t already go in there knowing what that place was," aj7art added.

It is unclear what consequences the masseuse or the parlor might be facing, but it's quite possible they've given their last massage; and finished pre-maturely, with a very unhappy ending.