Man in Barcode T-Shirt Doesn't Want His Chicken Scanned With LED Lights

There is a lot to unpack here but let me just say this, I have never seen a video fo someone at the grocery store in a homemade barcode shirt. So for that, this dude gets some points for innovation. 

It really is tough out there for the employees who work the cash registers. You never know who you're going to interact with on any given day, and if you're lucky enough, you'll find a new type of guy while you're at it. 

Meet the chicken man (we don't know if people are calling him this). The chicken man doesn't want his five rotisserie chickens scanned with "LED lights." Why, we have no idea, but it's a new and confusing thing to add to the list of nonsensical fears people have about the world. 

So what does he do about it? He makes a t-shirt with the same barcode as the chickens and demands the cashier scan his shirt and not his food. Can you imagine how many chickens this guy has bought? Enough that he decided to make his own chicken barcode shirt. And for that reason, he's our hero of the day. Hats off to you, sir.