Builders Accidentally Drill Into Sewer Pipe, Create Geyser of Feces

We’ve struck brown gold!

These construction workers were doing their job when they came across a pipe. Ignoring their better instincts, they decided to keep going — inadvertently subjecting themselves to an Old Faithful of excrement. Although they managed to get out of the way fast, something tells me that smell ain’t leaving their clothes anytime soon.

At the very least, you might want to avoid parking there for the next few weeks unless you want the smell of sewage baked into your Corolla.