'I Was Stressed Out, I Just Had an Orgasm': Woman Arrested For Playing with Vibrator On the Beach

PSA to all the horny women in Georgia tempted to use their vibrators on the beach, it is apparently illegal to do that and if some prudish family sees you using one, expect them to call the cops. 

Despite what you might expect, this woman's big mistake was admitting to the police that she gave herself an orgasm on the beach with her vibrator. If the police ever stop you and accuse you of something they can't otherwise confirm without your admittance of guilt, shut your mouth. 

And sure, playing with yourself on the beach, especially around children, probably isn't the right way to spend a relaxing day soaking up the sun (they have private beaches for that) admitting to a crime that isn't on camera is the fastest way to expand your a-- into a jail cell. 

We hope this woman learned her lesson (not talking to cops), and hopefully next time she gets herself off before heading to the beach.