Florida Women Don't Need Masks or Underwear as Long as They Have God
nootens Published 06/25/2020
At a town hall meeting in West Palm Beach, Florida, residents got up to complain to local officials about not wanting to wear face masks.
But instead of citing the more expected (and bogus) complaints like having difficulty breathing or feeling like a dork, these women went straight biblical, claiming masks were a disgrace to God and that anyone trying to enforce mask ordinances would face the wrath of the Lord.
Maybe these women were hotboxing their farts just before the meeting? Or are their brains always this melty? Not sure, but we'll continue investigating to find the truth.
Then one woman at the end decided to let everyone know that she doesn't wear underwear because her crotch also "has to breathe."
Lady, if you have fungus growing in your nethers just from wearing underwear, you might want to get that checked out by a doctor, instead of just having your pastor look at it again.
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But instead of citing the more expected (and bogus) complaints like having difficulty breathing or feeling like a dork, these women went straight biblical, claiming masks were a disgrace to God and that anyone trying to enforce mask ordinances would face the wrath of the Lord.
Maybe these women were hotboxing their farts just before the meeting? Or are their brains always this melty? Not sure, but we'll continue investigating to find the truth.
Then one woman at the end decided to let everyone know that she doesn't wear underwear because her crotch also "has to breathe."
Lady, if you have fungus growing in your nethers just from wearing underwear, you might want to get that checked out by a doctor, instead of just having your pastor look at it again.
Click here for more of yesterday's news today.
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