Are You a ‘Starseed’? Here’s Supposedly How to Know if You’re an Alien

Everyone wants to be special.

Growing up, it can be difficult to come to terms with the fact that you’re just a regular person. While you may have had fantasies about one day being taken off to Hogwarts, or turning 13 and discovering that you have supernatural abilities, there comes a time in which you must grow out of this idea and, unfortunately, get a job.

Alternatively, you can be like these TikTokers and say that you’re an alien.

As noted by The Conversation, “star people, or starseeds, are individuals who believe they have come to Earth from other dimensions to help heal the planet and guide humanity into the ‘golden age’ — a period of great happiness, prosperity and achievement.”

These “starseeds” can be found all over TikTok. They are, of course, wrong, and given that their claims are entirely based on dreams, emotions and falsified memories, they can basically say whatever they want about being a starseed and there’s no way to prove them incorrect.

So, looking at these videos, you tell me: Are you a starseed? Because according to the knowledge imbued in me through a powerful beam of light, the true way to know if you’re a starseed is to Venmo me $50.