'Amusement' Rides That’ll Beat Your Ass

This is America, we're so immune to emotions that we need things to go fast as flying fuck just so that we can feel some sort of rush.

Thanks to the Twitter account Rides That'll Beat Your Ass, we can now enjoy those feelings from the safety of our own home. Because if you're not doing dumb shit, you sure as hell want to watch other people doing dumb shit.

This account has everything from terrible drivers to janky amusement park rides. Not your style? What about a Humvee that's just as effective on water as it is on land. We've got a little something for everyone. "Live fast, die young." Enjoy, ya'll.