Why The F Do You Have a Kid?

1.

Casue a Pet Crocodile wasn't enough

2.

Needed a new Shammy

3.

Someone's got to do the coke leftover on the counter

4.

Mommy didn't care enough about herself

5.

Cause there was a second seat on the stroller anyways

6.

Cause someone needed to make the chicken...

7.

The Python got sick of eating rats

8.

Cause it was a one night stand.

9.

Cause one tampon monster wasn't enough

10.

Cuase daddy needed a party buddy

11.

What better way to show off your guns?

12.

Casue the football team really needed their support.

13.

Cause there were extra seats in the back of the truck anyways

14.

um I don't know what to say here....

15.

Mommy had self esteem problems...

16.

Cause Daddy's penis always did suck.

17.

family portraits...

18.

cause everything is hotter with Guns involved.

19.

Cause Python is the other other white meat.