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Why The F Do You Have a Kid?

some of the funniest and most disturbing answers to the question, why the fuck do you have a kid?

By Falthor

Published 16 years ago

some of the funniest and most disturbing answers to the question, why the fuck do you have a kid?

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Cuase daddy needed a party buddy

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Cause Python is the other other white meat.

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cause everything is hotter with Guns involved.

4
family portraits...

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Cause Daddy's penis always did suck.

6
Mommy had self esteem problems...

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7
um I don't know what to say here....

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Cause there were extra seats in the back of the truck anyways

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9
Casue the football team really needed their support.

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What better way to show off your guns?

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Casue a Pet Crocodile wasn't enough

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Cause one tampon monster wasn't enough

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Cause it was a one night stand.

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The Python got sick of eating rats

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Cause someone needed to make the chicken...

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Cause there was a second seat on the stroller anyways

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17
Mommy didn't care enough about herself

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Someone's got to do the coke leftover on the counter

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19
Needed a new Shammy

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