Why the F do you have a Kid? Part 2

Continuing on where I left off.

1.

Cause you already had the perfect tool

2.

I gun no mouth, makes sense

3.

Cause you're a lightweight and can't finish a Corona

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4.

Cuase the street isn't that busy

5.

Cause you needed a reason to buy that new automatic Weapon

6.

Cause you needed someone to torment

7.

You needed climbing partners

8.

Cause you needed another way to make money

9.

Cause after 9 it's a free for all.

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10.

Cause mommy is a whore and nobody loves her

11.

Cause you had to put something in the cart

12.

Cause it's easier then using a luggage cart

13.

Cause the sex is better at 7 months.

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