24 Loading Screen Tips That Are Utterly Useless

1.

About as basic as it gets.

2.

Remember, if you don't lose, your opponent can't win.

3.

Hint: your team will be your team.

4.

You can play this game using the buttons designed to play it.

5.

Literally, it is so simple. Why don't people get this?

6.

This tip is more useful in real life than the game.

7.

"The speed of this game is dependent on how fast it can be played."

8.

Tip: crouching is good for crouching.

9.

Glad somebody spelled this one out for me.

10.

Glad someone told me how to properly.

11.

Did you know playing against someone that isn't playing is not fair?

12.

This one cuts straight to the chase.

13.

You don't say.

14.

I've been doing it wrong this whole time.

15.

Not to be confused with, "If you win the game, you don't lose."

16.

Put a silencer on that thing or something.

17.

Good thing that oxygen was there to keep the crew alive.

18.

Doors don't open themselves?

19.

This is a video game after all.

20.

Maybe because it's not right?

21.

Counting 60 seconds takes a minute.

22.

Did you know this?

23.

Not to be confused with the "get caught stealing" skill.

24.

They're so cool guys!