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31 Hot Takes From Twitter

Twitter is the gift that keeps on giving. So welcome back for this week's roundup of all the best and most savage tweets of the week. You never know what you're going to get from Twitter, but you can always count on it being spicy as hell.

The only thing people take seriously on Twitter is how much they love cracking jokes. So if you're an earnest person beware because you are going to get roasted to hell and back.

But if you are like us, and you love good memes and savage jokes, then this batch of fresh tweets is right up your alley.

So sit back and relax, because things are about to get a little savage.

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This tweet is both hilarious and painful. But mostly it's hilariously painful. Good sometimes the truth does hurt.

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I am alien.

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Times are changing old man.

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No more texting women ya'll, they are nasty.

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We can't take anymore of this crap. Time needs to stop now.

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This is what I need in my life, a feral housewife. Picture this, you come home from work, and the wife is out in the woods. You whistle and she comes carrying a mouthful of fish and berries. You bathe her as she makes you dinner. Life is good.

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