Tweets We Found in a Back Alley Laying Next to Batman’s Parents

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LMFAO. This is the best tweet I've ever seen.

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For real. Gen Z wouldn't have lasted 5 minutes when that Fleetwood Mac news hit.

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Thempa Joe.

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The single olive is a sleeper. Total banger honestly.

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Arguably the greatest pumpkin carving job. Top notch. I give it a 10/10.

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This is the clearest explanation I've received. Thank god I never have to watch it now.

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Sir...

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Bro how do they do it so fast?

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Not typically, no.

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Hamcane Ian has a nice ring to it.

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It's the only thing I live for at this point.

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It's such an intimate sport.

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Don't NEVER drink and drive, but also drive high.

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Ooof. Well when you put it that way...

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Serious question, what the f**k is a sourdough starter?? And why is it 200 years old.

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Thank you for being you.

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I see nothing wrong here.

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*takes notes watching 'Dahmer' on Netflix*

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I feel this guy. Trying to match his energy honestly.

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Why does it always hurt? Always.