Tweets Here for a Good Time Not a Long Time

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Who are you still trying to hide this from, babe?

2.

I'm genuinely worried for the person who created this.

3.

CornHub is a real website.

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Snoop Dogg could never make music again and he'd still have about 50 jobs.

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I didn't choose the swag life, the swag life chose me.

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Summer Mix. 1999. Part 1. This whole thing screams bangers.

7.

Johnny Depp has that DAWG in him.

8.

This. This is it. Where are the diarrhea passes?

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Ooof. This one hurts. I promise we're almost through the Adam Levine meme timeline.

10.

Prove it. I want to see the tears.

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And who knows what else. The sea is just a vast body of nothingness.

12.

It's my favorite store for my favorite time of year.

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Welcome. Jump in, the water is warm.

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Be the you, you want to see in the world.

15.

This might be the most coherent point I've ever seen made on the internet.

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Listen, Tums are super important at my age. Acid reflux is very real.

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It's gonna get chilly!

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I don't know sh*t about f*ck.

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Yeah, we just have some short forms for you to fill out.

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Food is definitely more positive than death.