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20 Dark Tweets That Belong to the Streets

At this point we're all well aware that Twitter is a cesspool of internet ridiculousness.

But the water is warm, and we're jumping right in. We've collected another daily batch of dark and dank tweets that absolutely belong to the streets.

1.

Imagine being high AF and seeing these balloons flying through the air.

2.

The difference is one driver has a whopping penis, and the other does not.

3.

Hated the beer, hated you talking about the beer even more.

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4.

I mean have fun getting your cold pizza 3 hours later.

5.

Dang, gotta hustle. Don't want to be late turning in pants.

6.

Cocaine Bear should sweep the Academy Awards.

7.

We're gonna start a slow clap in our office for this one.

8.

Uhhh don't mind if I do.

9.

Medium well is the only temp appropriate for pancakes.

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10.

This all makes total sense.

11.

The Queen is too extra.

12.

Go big or go home, I always say.

13.

GAMER.

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14.

Either way he's a d-bag.

15.

Why is this chair in every single hotel room?

16.

Be humble, remember where you came from.

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17.

Ya'll wanna play stupid games, you're gonna win stupid prizes.

18.

Elton John? No. It can't be true!

19.

Well how do you do, fellow youths.

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20.

No no, it's okay I'll just eat this.

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