In Honor of the Green M&M, Twitter Thread Shows the Most Boneable Cartoon Mascots
In honor of the green M&M's retirement, the Twitter account @macygilliam made a list ranking her "most fuckable cartoon brand mascots." Here is her list, and some of our own additions, along with recommendations from the internet. Get ready to be stimulated by some sweltering spokesmascot sexiness.
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Leading off Macy's list is the Jolly Green Giant. You just know he's packing a huge stalk, and with that hair and smile, this healthy dude is a prime hunk of veggie meat.
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It's no secret that Mr. Clean is top tier sexy. There's even a Super Bowl commercial about it.
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Toucan Sam just seems like a nice guy. And as one comment points out, "Is that an orange feather or is he excited to see you?"
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Mr. Pringle is ready to give you a mustache ride! With the full name of Julius Pringle, how could you say no to this distinguished gentleman with a salty side. He has some interesting fan art as well.
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The Kool Aid Man is only ranked a 5/10 on Macy's list, but we think he should be much higher. And he'll let you know when the climax is coming. "Oh no.... oh no... OH YEAHHH!!!"
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The Cocoa Puffs Cuckoo Bird rounds out Macy's list, and is an odd inclusion for some. But as one comment says, "You know he’s gonna pawn ur shit but the pipe is incredible."
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That's where Macy's list ends, but even she acknowledges her mistake of snubbing of the king, Tony the Tiger.
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You know that the Captain strikes the perfect balance of having fun while staying respectful.
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