The Worst Baseball Cards of All-Time

1.

Weird Al had a small stint in the Big Leagues

2.

This was the closest he got to actually hitting a ball all season

3.

Probably the one time all year his hat fell off, and they used that picture

4.

His career was cut short by an arm injury he sustained when talking to his mother for over 2 minutes at one time.

5.

His unibrow also served as a visor on sunny days

6.

Won his spot on a major league roster in a raffle.

7.

I saw him in a Bugs Bunny cartoon playing baseball when I was a kid....1,2,3 strike, you're out!

8.

Had to sell his Redneck comedy stylings to Jeff Foxworthy after being called up from the minors

9.

He sure does love the home team dugout

10.

The headphones in the 70's were a bit bigger than the ones that come with your ipod

11.

Cleveland had a drawing one game where a fan got to actually pitch a game

12.

He still led the team in errors this season

13.

I want you....to show me the way....every day!

14.

Suddenly left Baseball to start a company called Microsoft

15.

Being a serial killer on the side didn't matter as long as he could pitch

16.

The Padres new caps didn't go over well with the players

17.

A Japanese Nerd...is there anything more that needs to be said?

18.

Cliff Claven had a modest baseball career much like Sam Malone

19.

The Pirates had a pedofile rehabilitation program in the 70's

20.

Used to think that the steroids were supposed to be rubbed in his hair

21.

At least he blocked it, Bill Buckner just let it go through his legs

22.

Not to be outdone by the Padres, the Cubs adorned their new lids

23.

In Russia, baseball hats look like dead possum

24.

Playing 2B was tough with that snake around his neck

25.

Nut support on deck

26.

He little kid, do you want some candy?

27.

John C. Reilly was one helluva pitcher in his day. Shake 'n Bake.

28.

I think I left my glove over there

29.

This picture was also used on his Wanted Poster by the police

30.

No drug testing in the good ol' days. I wonder what he was doing before picture day. Hmmmm

31.

Action shot plus profile pic. Let's save money and use the same pose twice.

32.

Wouldn't be that way if she had sex more often.