The 32 Sexiest Pics from Vintage Ankle Contests and Other Weird Pageants

Beauty pageants are a really strange tradition. 

Ankles used to be considered the pinnacle of sexiness, so they had ankle-judging competitions where the rest of the women’s bodies were covered by a curtain or masked up. Then, the local foot fetishist would walk through and make the decision. 

Other pageants also required masks and costumes, and the pictures feel like some nightmarish, chauvinist Halloween party. Also, some pageants got so needlessly specific. There was a Miss Potato Pageant in Idaho, and a Blueberry Pageant in Indiana. There was even a Miss Unsafe Breaks and Miss Radio for local businesses.

It’s all very odd, and somewhat uncomfortable, but definitely fascinating and funny.