1. You're asked how much longer your going to be on the toilet.
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2. Come home drunk and find leftover pizza in the fridge.
3. When you drop your toast and it lands butter-side up.
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4. You finish a series after staying up late.
5. Someone takes the last piece of cake you were eyeing.
6. Your roommate leaves the house and you get to play music out loud.
7. You're drunk and see your ex.
8. A friend tries to hook you up with the unattractive friend of his girlfriend.
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10. The face woman make when you hit on them at a party...sigh
11. Giving up after a couple of days of no fap November.
12. Your brother said "Chill" to your mom.
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13. Whenever you cook something delicious in the microwave and theres 10 seconds to go.
14. When you're drunk and someone tells you a random fact.
15. When browsing newest section on eBaums and see all the picture remixes.
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16. When you first turned 18 and went clubbing.
17. When a girl shows her boobs at a party.
18. When you're having a bad day and someone has to antagonize you even further.
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19. You wake up in the morning and don't have to go to work.
20. You try to select a higher definition on a video and it only goes up to 480p.
21. You found nudes of a girl you know.
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22. Someone responds to a comment you made 2 months ago.
23. You tell your ex to come over and you have condoms and other girls crap around your room.
24. You're sober at a party where you don't know anybody.
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25. Your fart turned into something worse while driving to work.
26. Someone challenges you to a 1v1 on GTA.
27. Someone asks you if you've been benching lately.
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28. Someone asks you what happened to all the alcohol.
29. Your friend asks you to go to a party and you don't know anyone.
30. When you're drunk and you try to seduce a girl.
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31. People keep saying happy hump day.
32. You open a tub of ice cream and there is frozen pea soup instead.
33. Your friend tells your girlfriend that you guys went to the bar last night.
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34. When you take a bite of something that's to spicy.
35. When you're having a good day but then remember something really awkward you once did from 10 years ago.
36. At work when you realize you left a window of porn open at home.
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37. Firing up the new console for the first time.
38. When you try to bluff.
39. When your friend invites his insane ex over.
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