1. When the photographer says relax and smile naturally.
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2. Watching porn in the 90s.
3. Deleting browsing history.
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4. You've had a Hot Pocket for the first time ever.
6. When my computer started freezing up before I could save an assignment that I worked on for 3 hours.
7. When the smell of your fart finally reaches your nostrils.
8. Watching Spaceballs with your wife whos never seen it.
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9. When you see you got a 15 cent raise.
10. When your little brother hopelessly asked you to help him beat that water level in Super Mario Bros. 3.
11. When your girlfriend suggested watching Twilight.
12. You're too drunk at a party and see your friends.
13. When you wake up at a friends house after a long night of drinking.
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14. When you were younger and playing video games with your brothers and your dad yells for one of you to help with the yard.
15. When you take a shit, wipe, and nothing is there.
16. When the porn video you clicked is everything you hoped it would be.
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17. When your girlfriend bribes you with sex after you've handled it yourself.
18. Opening birthday cards in front of relatives.
19. When a girl starts crying in the middle of a class and starts talking about her problems.
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20. Watching porn on your brand new 3D TV.
21. When you randomly think of something funny that happened earlier while you're trying to fall asleep.
22. When your girlfriend says Ill be just a minute.
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23. When your wife told you your son threw his diaper onto the ceiling.
24. When you text your crush and she responds whos number is this?
25. When you had the house to yourself this weekend.
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26. After one year with your girlfriend.
27. When your 6 year old son asks if you would like to go inside his pillow fort.
28. You're in the shower wanking it and can hear your roommate knocking on the bathroom door to hurry up.
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29. Trying to sneak in your house while drunk.
30. You and your girlfriend have a fight and she comes back saying she got "something" for you.
31. You're eating a delicious new food and you're told it's sheep testicles.
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32. The pizza guy shows up.
33. When you see an attractive woman...
34. She wants to have sex during that time of the month...
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35. Trying to find your friends after the lights have turned down in a movie theater.
36. First time attempting to go down on a girl.
37. You wake up, your wife is next to you, and you see that the bedroom door has been closed and locked.
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38. People hashtag on Facebook.
39. The hot girl at work says she's participating in No Shave November.
40. Your mom walks in on a sex scene in a movie.
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41. When you get done eating a Five Guys burger.
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