1. Stubbing your toe on the coffee table.
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2. When you step out of your room and see your parents have visitors.
3. You rapidly press the close door button on the elevator and the one annoying neighbor from your building misses it.
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4. When a girl arrives to the party..alone.
5. How you felt meeting your girlfriends older brothers for the first time.
6. When the mechanic is explaining everything he needs to do to fix your car for 1,700.
7. Whenever someone loses a helium balloon in a public setting.
8. When you come home drunk from the bar and your roommate already has a pizza ordered.
9. When you flashback to ANYTHING you did during middle school.
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10. When your brothers porn went off on his phone at the dinner table.
11. You wake up from a fantastic dream, yet cant remember what it was.
12. When you realize that you got drunk and forgot to take your contacts out before bed.
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13. When you're the DD and your friends are shitfaced.
14. When you let out a fart thats going to stink up the whole room.
15. When you were a kid and accidentally hit the insert key while writing a paper.
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16. When your phone vibrates but there is no type of message to be found.
17. When you're playing GTA Online and another player approaches you.
18. When you're on a diet and your girlfriend is eating ice cream and asks if you want any.
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19. When your best friend broke up with his nice, super hot girlfriend because he wanted to spend more time gaming.
20. When you're with a couple who are fighting.
21. After they installed a new fancy vending machine at your office.
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22. When you're stoned at a concert and don't know if you're clapping right.
23. You realize that was more than just a fart.
24. When visiting a cousin you don't visit very often.
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25. Your girlfriend asks what you want to do tonight.
26. When you make accidental eye contact with a girl in public and try to look cool playing it off.
27. Girlfriends face when I first showed her my penis.
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28. Your face when you let out a loud fart while holding a presentation.
29. You remember all the embarrassing things you did when you were younger.
30. You're in the drive through and they keep interrupting you asking if that will be all.
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31. You wake up to the smell of bacon.
32. Your girlfriend tries to take food after she said she didn't want anything.
33. After taking a shot of Bacardi 151.
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34. When you have to work on a Saturday.
35. Sitting on the toilet the day after having Indian food.
36. You farted during dinner and everyone at the table looked in your general direction.
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37. You eat a huge meal and all you want to do is sleep.
38. Your friend played you a song on his new sub-woofer.
39. As a flat broke college student staying in on a rainy cold Friday night.
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40. You're at a loud night club and a woman you like is talking to you but you can't hear a word she's saying.
41. Your girlfriend asks you why you love her.
42. You can't handle spicy foods and someone puts a ton of hot sause on it.
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