1. When someone tries to insult you and your best friend says a good comeback.
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2. Your reaction when your girlfriend goes to bed after having a bottle of wine.
3. You see people you knew in high school.
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4. Waiting for GTA V to be released...
5. Your mom makes a sweet dessert but says you can't have any until after dinner.
6. Your at a follow up appointment at the doctor and they put you in the room with vaginal swabs and surgical lubricant.
7. When somebody starts talking to a girl you like.
8. When you check your phone in the middle of the night.
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9. You went down on a girl for the first time.
10. Whenever someone comments with first...nobody cares.
11. Your girlfriend's reaction to your internet history.
12. How you feel after not fapping for a week.
13. Your girlfriend says she's not in the mood.
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14. When you get splashed while plunging the toilet.
15. After a long day at work, leaving the parking lot
16. When you build a piece of IKEA furniture and have no spare parts at the end.
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17. When a girl catches you checking her butt.
18. Your date tells you she can deep throat a beer bottle.
19. When your girlfriend is texting you while you're trying to play a game.
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20. You open the fridge and see that all of the beer is gone.
21. Jets fans when they see that Mark Sanchez is out for the year.
22. When you hear "What's that smell?"
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23. You Ask Your Girlfriend If You Can Go Out With The Guys.
24. I heard the news about Jurassic Park 4.
25. Trying to look like you're paying attention in a meeting.
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26. You ran into your high school bully working fast food. While you make a pretty good salary.
27. Random people act like you must care about their feelings.
28. Receiving an unexpected paycheck.
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29. The day you discovered masturbation.
30. At the end of every episode of Breaking Bad this season.
31. You get home from work on a Friday.
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32. You have to pause your video game to hear about your girlfriends day.
33. You realized it's only a week until GTA V.
34. When your mom asks who farted.
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35. When someone calls me weird.
36. When you can't do anything.
37. You eat too much Taco Bell...
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38. Waiting for download to finish.
39. You're winning an argument and the other person has nothing to say.
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