1. When you smell a fart that wasn't yours in a room full of girls.
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2. Your friend makes an ass out of themselves in public to prove a point about something.
3. When your 5yo cousin challenges you to Mario Kart.
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4. The last piece of toilet paper finishes the job.
5. When you realized that if you poop in your dreams, you poop for real.
6. When you're ignored by someone who's out of your league.
7. It's finally the weekend.
8. You see a friend out in a restaurant when he said he was out of town an hour ago.
9. You bring all the groceries inside in one trip.
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10. Someone wakes you up when you were having a fun dream.
11. When somebody you don't know starts bitching about how crappy their day is..
12. When you pull out a pack of gum in front of a large group of friends.
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13. You drink nothing but vodka and red bulls on a night out.
14. When you accidentally click the Photoshop icon on you task-bar because its right next to Chrome.
15. When you stop and think about your life.
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16. You realize you sent an instant message to the person you were talking shit about.
17. Boss tells you to stay for a overtime meeting on Friday.
18. Guys try to hit on your woman while you are out.
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19. You get hit by poop splash in a public restroom.
20. People start an argument under your post in Facebook.
21. You're drunk and you stumble into a club and all the girls are up on the bar showing their boobs.
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22. When your mom says shes glad that you were able to say no to marijuana.
23. Whenever you have meetings on a Monday morning.
24. When a girl beckons to you when you're with your friends at da club.
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25. When you finally realize the cute girl from 5 years ago was flirting with you.
26. When Chrome forgets the log in information for a Netflix account you were leeching off.
27. You poop right when your cheeks hit the toilet seat.
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28. You see people check-in at the gym on Facebook every day.
29. Driving in the car with your friends and your 4-year-old, and Pink comes on the radio. Your daughter says, Daddy, your favorite song!
30. Next morning after your neighbors threw a party right next-door until 4 am.
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31. You bake yourself a batch of chocolate chip cookies and eat them all in one sitting.
32. It's your day off and your girlfriend opens the blinds while you are trying to sleep in.
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