1. When you made a campfire and all the mosquito's flew in the fire.
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2. You and your girlfriend are arguing and you tell her to calm down.
3. Watching someone double click web links.
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4. When you're browsing Facebook and you see that your nerdy friend from high school is in a relationship with a decent looking girl.
5. Your girlfriend comes out of the bathroom gagging after you recently took a dump.
6. When your friend introduces you to someone and instantly walks off.
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7. When trying to figure out if you're in the right class...
8. When you see any waiter with a food tray walking in your general direction.
9. Seeing porn dick for the first time.
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10. When your brother tells you that Mum wants to speak with you.
11. When your family asks why you don't go to parties.
12. You pour cereal and there's no milk.
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13. When you're stuck in the bathroom without your phone and find the shampoo bottle.
14. Someone is making eye contact with you during class.
15. Your girlfriend's reaction when she falls while riding you.
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16. Drunk listening to the opposite sex speak.
17. You just realized it's a 3 day weekend.
18. Getting a blowjob and she starts using teeth.
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19. You see your friend leave a party with his ex.
20. When your friend says they havent seen one of your favorite movies.
21. A girl that you like turns out to be a lesbian.
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22. You were 14 and thought you could prevent an awkward boner with icy hot.
23. Your load is bigger than usual.
24. A friend asks if an outfit makes her look fat.
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25. When your boss asks you to work Saturday.
26. When you pee while you have morning wood.
27. How I recall dancing when drunk, the morning after.
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28. Miley Cyrus's Reaction to her future self.
29. When you try and fart after having diarrhea.
30. Going to the bathroom after tacos.
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31. When your girlfriend walks into the room and loudly proclaims "God it smells like someone farted in here".
32. You're at a party and see that your ex just arrived.
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34. Your reaction to most things when stoned.
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