1. When you realize that today is payday.
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2. How you feel when riding the bus while high.
3. Your face when someone sneaks up on you when you're singing alone.
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4. When your friends told you that you should get back with your ex.
5. Waking up from that realistic sex dream.
6. When girls start posting their summer bikini pics on Facebook.
7. Whenever you tell a joke that makes everyone groan.
8. When you leave a movie theater in the daytime.
9. When you spend six hours in meetings and nothing is accomplished.
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10. When your girlfriend is asleep and you want sex.
11. When you fart and you think you might have crapped your pants but you didn't.
12. When you beat someone at a game they were telling you that you were bad at.
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13. When you see a couple fight and the girl mentions his dick.
14. After reading your oldest posts on Facebook timeline.
15. Every time you approached girls at bars.
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16. When you see your ex girlfriend at a party.
17. When you take a huge poop and it flushes down on the first try.
18. When somebody who shouldnt be wearing yoga pants wears yoga pants.
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19. When A Hot Girl You Have A Crush On Tells You Her Boyfriend Cheated On Her.
20. Whenever your boss talks about not being able to pay you just yet because the economy is bad.
21. When somebody points at something on your computer by touching it with their greasy finger.
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22. When you're in the back seat and the front windows are down.
23. When you look at your bank account in the middle of the month...
24. When you finally get online and realize you just forgot what you were about to post.
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25. Waking up for work hungover.
26. When you saw on Facebook that a girl you slept with a year ago is heavily pregnant.
27. When somebody tries to talk to you in the morning.
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28. When a person with more than 15 items gets in the express lane.
29. When your girlfriend says shes going to slip into something a little more comfortable.
30. Walking into Taco Bell with more than 5 bucks.
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31. When your finals end before everyone elses.
32. You and your girlfriend watching a movie when suddenly she asks you if you want a blowjob.
33. Your buddy is now Facebook friends with your Ex.
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34. Arguing with your parents.
35. When you see a girl with a fantastic ass wearing yoga pants.
36. When your best friend hooks up with a chick way out his league - your reaction vs her friends reaction.
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37. After eating mostly BBQ for 3 days in a row.
38. When someone else's media get's featured with the exact same content you posted 2 days ago -- and your tanked.
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