1. When our IT guy is fixing my computer and goes near my browser history.
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2. Finding out your ex regrets breaking up with you.
3. When my girlfriend invited her lesbian friend for dinner, and she started talking about her sex life.
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4. When my girlfriend asks if I would stay with her if she got pregnant.
5. When I give constructive criticism to a woman.
6. When the toilet paper is clean after the first wipe.
7. When the waiter calls my name after a long wait.
8. When a game has no restart feature so I have to die in order to try again.
9. When I smell cookies being made in the kitchen.
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10. When I remove my pants after working all day and can smell myself.
11. When my friends and I finally decide where to eat.
12. When someone asks me to do something right after I sit down.
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13. When I saw a guy at a bar turn down a really drunk girl for sex when he realized she was engaged.
14. When my six year old cousin challenged me to Mario Kart.
15. Whenever someone quotes a movie and I get the reference.
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16. My reaction when my girlfriend tells her christian parents that I believe in aliens more than god.
17. After opening a pickle jar for girlfriend.
18. Trying to get someone to take me serious when Im drunk.
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19. When someone says shes beautiful about my male dog.
20. When I see my friend trying to get a girl.
21. When I'm staying in on another lonely Saturday night.
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22. When I click through the Java update too quickly and dont uncheck the Ask toolbar.
23. When something goes on sale the day after I bought it.
24. Trying to cheer up my friends when theyre down.
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25. Walking out of the bathroom after a glorious bowel movement.
26. When Im drunk at a party and someone introduces them self to me.
27. When I try to play a new game without knowing the controls.
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28. When I have to look at the penis ads next to porn videos.
29. When my friend and I both get the same crazy ass idea.
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