1. Whenever I'm singing along to the radio and have to stop at a red light.
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2. Talking to my mom on the phone.
3. After a night of drinking, when I see all the text messages I sent the night before.
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4. My buddies watching me hit on a girl.
5. Attempting to flirt at a party.
6. When you realize that youre the one thats wrong in an argument.
7. Opening a website and closing the popup before it loads.
8. How I feel arguing with my parents.
9. My reaction whenever someone tells me they are sick.
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10. After much time had passed and realizing that girl was totally trying to flirt with me.
11. Noticing a spelling error right after clicking submit.
12. When my friend proudly presented his finished PhD project to me, which is on a subject I know nothing about.
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13. On Facebook for my birthday.
14. When i'm home alone and hear a loud noise.
15. When I turned on a NES I found at a garage sale.
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16. When my older sister had her hot friend over.
17. When I overhear someone talking about me.
18. When my friends tell me what I did the night before at the bar.
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19. When the internet is down.
20. When I won a pair of concert tickets then found out its for a Nickelback concert
21. After I stepped on my cats tail and trying comfort him afterwards.
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22. When I suddenly realize I didn't close the porn on the family computer.
23. When I pass someone walking into the bathroom I just crapped in
24. When the guy that flew past me at 100mph is getting arrested on the shoulder.
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25. How I feel clearing my browser history.
26. When someone opens a pack of gum.
27. When I'm in an uncomfortable social setting
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28. Showing up to work late and my boss took the day off.
29. When the first girl arrives at the party.
30. My face when someone sneaks up on me when Im singing alone.
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31. When My Girlfriend tells a joke.
32. When your hands are wet and there is no towel.
33. When I accidentally liked a picture of one of my girlfriends hot friends.
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34. When I see my ex girlfriend at a party.
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