1. Whenever my kids talk back to me in public.
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2. My Dad whenever my sister says shes having boyfriend problems.
3. When my girlfriend is getting undressed and Im late for work.
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4. Introduced my girlfriend to Game Of Thrones, She just told me Eddard Stark is her favorite character
5. When a girl smiles at me.
6. Getting a drunk phone call from an ex
7. When my brother told me he got a girl pregnant.
8. When Im forced to dance at a party.
9. Every time I use my smart phone to win an argument.
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10. Me, when my roommates ex-girlfriend calls.
11. How I feel when my black friends say I can dance.
12. When I wake up to the smell of bacon.
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13. Walked in on my roommate polishing the skin flute.
14. My girlfriends reaction to 3am snoring.
15. When I pull out to let her catch up.
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16. When someone Im into suddenly talks to me.
17. When I check my cellphone at 3 in the morning.
18. My reaction after my girlfriend of 4 months said "I want your baby".
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19. Thinking you recognize a friend in public, but its a stranger.
20. When I see someone put the hash brown on top of a McDonalds breakfast sandwich.
21. My gfs face when she uses my computer and checks the history.
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22. When Im on a plane and my ears wont pop.
23. When I see a picture of a girl that I know naked on the internet.
24. Trying to Think of a Clever Pickup Line when Drunk.
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25. when I am home alone and hear noises outside of my window.
26. When my mother asks me and my friend if anything happened at the party last night.
27. Whenever I see a hot cousin.
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28. Me when my cats start fighting
29. My face when someone smells my silent fart.
30. When my friend told me his girlfriend was moving in and he'd never have to rub one out again.
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