1. When I order hottest dish at a Thai restaurant and the waiter says "Are you sure?"
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2. When i walk behind a girl wearing yoga pants.
3. When I'm at a 4-way stop with 3 other cars.
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4. When I hit my pinky toe in the doorway.
5. My dogs reaction when I leave the gate open.
6. When I learned the cheerleader who dumped me in high school gained 120 pounds.
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7. When Im taking a huge dump and it cuts off suddenly and goes back in.
8. When my friends make fun of me for hooking up with an ugly girl.
9. When my brother and I see each other after 2 years.
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10. When the annoying child whos been kicking the back of my seat on the plane is now trying to eat his meal.
11. When my roommates ask me not to fart near them.
12. When I type my password in the username bar.
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13. When I see 2 people making out and one of them catches me watching.
14. When pizza gets delivered to your house and nobody ordered it.
15. The first time a girl took off her clothes in front of me and asked if I wanted to have some fun.
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16. When I go out for dinner and the food finally arrives.
17. When I finally get recognized for my hard work.
18. When Im visiting my parents for dinner and its time to do the dishes.
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19. When I come back from buying another beer and my buddy is talking to a hot girl.
20. When my girlfriend says Im doing a great job during foreplay.
21. When my 7AM Professor ends up being hilarious.
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22. When I see a family member just about to use my computer.
23. When someone I dont know waves at someone behind me.
24. The moment when the postman appears with my order.
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25. When I overhear someone mention my name.
26. When my tall girlfriend puts on high heels.
27. When I am the only one around my friends who likes a song.
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28. All of our reactions when we played with Play-Doh as children.
29. Buy used textbook with previous owners notes already in them.
30. When I see the guitar guy at a party trying to pick up girls.
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31. Waking up early and remembering its the weekend.
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