1. When your friends hate your pregnant girlfriend.
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2. Every time I try to go shopping.
3. My reaction during the ride to the movie theater when all my friends are nonchalant about being late.
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4. Went running yesterday for the first time in a long time. My reaction when I woke up this morning.
5. How I Feel When I Turn On My Car On A Hot Day, And The Heater Blasts In My Face.
6. When my girlfriend stops talking and I realize I haven't been listening.
7. When a friend is playing a band I told them about.
8. When I gently pet my sleeping cat and he instantly responds by getting up and leaving the room.
9. When a test question gives you the answer to a different question later in the same test.
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10. When my office phone rings at 4:59 on a Friday.
11. To all the college students finished with final exams.
12. When we ask my married friend to come to the pub with us.
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13. My Son's reaction when I tell him to brush his teeth and go to bed
14. Sampling my roommates cooking.
15. When Im drunk and someone asks me if Im drunk.
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16. When I accidentally used my girlfriends conditioner.
17. When I hear my phone ringing, but I dont know where I put it.
18. When I actually know the dance to a song.
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19. When my parents ask about life after college.
20. When I send a flirty text to a girl I like and she replies with just "lol".
21. When the teacher asks me a question in class on Monday morning.
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22. When I make a pun completely by accident.
23. When you realize its more than a fart.
24. When Im am sober at a party.
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25. When Im out eating and an attractive girl passes by.
26. When a site thinks Ill pay 50 for a font.
27. When I need to dry my hands but there aren't any towels left.
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28. When I forget about the pizza in the oven.
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