1. When I accidentally liked a girls bikini picture from the "Hawaii 2009" album.
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2. When I hear people say that once they're 18, their parents wont be able to tell them what to do anymore.
3. When someone tries to open their pack of gum discreetly and I see it.
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4. When my cat walks in on me masturbating.
5. When i fall asleep on the bus and miss my stop.
6. When someone asks to borrow my cell phone to make a call but then starts going through my texts.
7. When I spend the day with my dog and he bolts to my girlfriend the second he sees her.
8. When I meet a morning person.
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9. When I push the limits of a sexual joke, and everyone looks at me like did he just go there?!.
10. When I catch my brother eating my leftovers from Olive Garden.
11. When I say something embarrassing to a crush.
12. When the Subway worker adds too much sauce.
13. When my girlfriend says she might be pregnant.
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14. My girlfriends reaction, when I suggested anal
15. Sitting in class after lunch.
16. When my girlfriend says Private browsing is for like buying secret gifts and stuff, right?
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17. Getting into a warm bed in the dead of winter.
18. When I walk in to my house to see my room-mate doing the dishes.
19. Right after I rip the bong WAY too hard.
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20. When I was told my company will be making a Harlem Shake video.
21. When my friend told his girlfriend that she needs to work out more.
22. When I heard North Korea actually wants to nuke us.
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