The Many Ways Babies Resemble Little Drunk People

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It's almost impossible for them to take a nice picture.

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They always look like this.

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They have no idea whats going on around them.

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And even the simplest task becomes a huge ordeal.

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They always have a lot of trouble in the bathroom.

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And they're always tripping over invisible stuff.

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They'll fall asleep anytime, anywhere.

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ANYWHERE.

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And they do strange things when they're sleeping.

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Sitting down is an Olympic sport for them.

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But if they're still standing, chances are they're standing like this.

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I mean, they're always messing up the easiest activities, like putting on clothes.

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And they seem to have trouble fixing even the simplest of problems, like trying to eat a cookie with floaties on.

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They always get ridiculously excited over food.

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They don't deal well with surprises.

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Not to mention they're always hurting themselves.

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And getting in other people's way.

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They always need someone else to tell them that what they're doing is annoying.

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And they always spend way too much time looking at themselves in the mirror.

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They have terrible motor skills.

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Which always leads them to end up in situations they immediately regret.

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And to them getting stuck in the strangest places.

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Or, you know, trapped.

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When you try to talk to them, they look a lot like this.

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And their mood changes at the drop of a pin.

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But, most importantly, they have the exact same reaction to pizza as drunk people.