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The Many Uses Of Duct Tape

22 Ways You Could Be Using Duct Tape.

1.

Open a jar

2.

Make sure you don't scratch the floors

3.

Duct tape your friend to a tree so he doesn't steal your beer

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4.

And the remaining tape will hold your beer while you watch your friend struggle

5.

And while he's taped to a tree, duct tape his car so it looks ridiculous

6.

If he gets free and chases you, Duct tape your plane and fly away

7.

If you don't like flying, decorate your bike helmet and ride away

8.

After all that mess.. Be a jerk and wrap your girlfriends gift with it.

9.

After you wrap the gift, make a cheap looking label. That way she knows how cheap you really are, and isn't disappointed by the crappy gift.

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10.

But she should already know how cheap you are by your crappy duct tape wallet..

11.

You are upset so you spend hours making some duct tape break up flowers..

12.

But before you break up with duct tape flowers, be sure to wear your fancy duct tape suit. Nothing makes a break up easier, than looking like you are wearing a fruit roll up.

13.

After that, you have plenty of free time to help out the wildlife and help a turtle with a cracked shell. You will find Duct tape amazing!

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14.

With Duct tape you can even fix space ships like Apollo 13!

15.

Or even make some cool driveway are to scare away the future ladies

16.

You can even spend hours sculpting a landscape that no one cares about..

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17.

After your art is done, you can duct tape a long hose to your leaf blower to clean out the nasty gutters.

18.

You will feel gross after cleaning. So breath in some clean air with your ghetto DIY air purifier!

19.

When you're done making your air purifier, take a nice picture of it with your crappy camera. But make sure you tape a nice lens on it to make people think you own the latest and greatest camera.

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20.

After you feel proud of your accomplishments and are living the good life. Grab a beer! But first, fix the broken shelves in the fridge with some.. You guessed it, Duct tape!

21.

Drank to much and can't find your phone? Silly.. You used Duct tape and made a ridiculous holder on your leg! Never lose that phone again. Duct tape is amazing. What else can you fix with Duct tape?

22.

Not a clue.. you should probably call a repairman to fix those Ducts and what not..

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