The Internet Reveals The 10 Best Things About Having A Small Penis

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2. ‘More room in my pocket to place my lunch’

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Now, like all men, my penis hangs down to my knee… on a cold day.And of course, that is indeed a lie, because as a man, I feel the need to lie about the size of my penis so I don’t get laughed at when I go swimming.However, what is the truth about penis size? We’ve all heard the famous saying, ‘Size doesn’t matter’ – but is this really the case?

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The truth is, scientists say the average length of a penis when erect is 5.2inches (13.12cm) and 3.6inches (9.16cm) when flaccid (although flaccid lengths differ nearly all the time). if you feel like God has short-changed you in the trouser department, fear not, because a recent ‘Ask Me Anything’ Reddit thread has enlightened millions of men out there about all the benefits of having a not-so-long shlong:

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1. ‘Less likely to touch the germ ridden bowl when you pee’

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2. 'You become an expert with your tongue!'

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3. ‘I can use a condom 2, sometimes 3 times by tying it off’

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4. ‘Assuming you are heterosexual, it means finding other (sometimes better) ways of pleasing a woman, which she will appreciate. Being “well hung” does not ensure great sex. Being attentive to your partner’s needs does’

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4. 'You get to buy a huge truck'

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5. ‘Awkward boners in public won’t be conspicuous’

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6. ‘If you run into a wall you’ll hurt your nose and not your penis’

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7. ‘Speaking as a woman, it is SO much easier to go down on/deep throat a guy who has a smaller dick. A little gagging isn’t bad, but no one wants to puke on their partner. Also, as has been mentioned, it makes anal easier. ’

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8. ‘You’ll have a great gun collection’

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9. ‘You can pee hands free at the urinal by resting it on the bottom of your zipper opening’

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10. ‘You’ll save money buying your shoes in the kids department’